"Internet, here is my million-dollar idea. It's a Weighted Companion Cube, but each little love heart panel can come off, revealing a different fleshlight. That will sell. I don't care how horrible I will feel for marketing that product; that will fucking sell."
-On an idea for a sex toy
Show and Tell Podcast Episode 0 (April 13 2011)
"That's a useful thing. Like, I don't understand how he couldn't sell that. I remember someone saying, 'Oh, well he tried to sell it, but no one wanted it 'cause it evaporated,' and I was like, 'That's...still useful. Like, that's quite useful. It's still a very useful thing.'"
-On Spider-Man's webbing
Show and Tell Podcast Episode 3 (February 11 2012)