"I read an actual fucking news report of a guy who'd been running around outside some lord's mansion in fucking England, 'cause we [unintelligible] the headline was 'Man Arrested in Moat for Having Sex with Dog'. And this guy's guard dog has torn off after this lun—this fucking lunatic...running around in a dress screaming; he's on all kinds of drugs etc. This guy is—this guard dog has torn off, you know, around to get this guy; [the owner] follows around the corner to discover the dude humping the dog. And I remember at the time thinking: I'd be more upset with the dog."

-On disappointment in pets

Show and Tell Podcast Episode 0 (April 13 2011)

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